Safety-first Fanatic Gifts

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Reasonableman

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'