Safety-first Fanatic Mugs

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Baby on board.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

On the brink.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Reasonableman

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'