Safety First Enthusiast Mugs

Safety Goggles and Breathing Apparatus must be worn in the Sandpit

"Didn't you read the Health and Safety guidelines. They're all here!"

Bob decides to take the stairs.

Dept of Health and Safety founder was accident victim.

Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

"How was your day dear?"

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Watch Your Step (sign)

'Out there in the snow and rain, with all those cats? Are you kidding?'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Overprotection!

A new HAZMAT Hotline? I think it goes there...in our lunchroom.

'The risk of injury is half the fun.'

'Just once I'd like to do something without having to talk to a lawyer first!'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Reasonableman

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.