Car Safety Aficionado Gifts

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"On your left."

Wear a helmet

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.