Auto Safety Geek Gifts

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Piano Airbag

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

"You're going on a very short journey."

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

Seat belts - The giving of life.

School crossing

"Always use the crosswalk!"

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'