Hedgehog wearing crash helmet.
Road Safety Nerd Gifts
Discover a range of fun and clever items for the road safety nerd in your life. Our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for road safety, traffic rules, and innovative transportation. Whether they’re a traffic engineer, safety advocate, or just a traffic enthusiast, you'll find a gift that makes them smile and shows you appreciate their commitment to keeping roads safe.
'OK, now let's be careful out there.'
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
Please Drove Carefully.
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
Touring Cyclist
Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)
'Your Grounded!'
"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."
Computer Controlled Car
Bedroom Traffic Control
"On your left."
"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"
One Way - Yield
"OSHA is going to hear about this!"
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'
Attention: Speed Troughs
Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.
Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'
Gas Pedal Sticking?
Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.
Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.
'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'
'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'
'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.
Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...
"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"
A Deer Traffic Warden.
"Just one last crossing to make..."
Road Safety Nerd Gifts Collection
Road Safety Nerd Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs for road safety nerds and find the perfect humorous or motivational design to start their day right.
Road Safety Nerd Pillows
Make their space more fun and comfortable with our road safety themed pillows, perfect for adding humor and personality to any room.
Road Safety Nerd Prints
Discover a variety of prints that showcase their passion for road safety with stylish and witty designs, ideal for decorating their home or office.
Road Safety Nerd T-Shirts
Looking for more apparel options? Browse our t-shirts collection featuring clever and fun designs that celebrate the traffic safety enthusiast in your life.