Safety Nerd Gifts

Searching for something special for the safety enthusiast in your life? Our collection offers clever, fun items that highlight their love for safety and precautions. Perfect for those who take safety seriously but appreciate a good joke too. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their safety obsession with humor and style, making every day a little safer and a lot more fun.

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Idiot Driver Sensor System.

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'...but the third little pig heeded government advice and built his house from blast proof concrete.'

'...but the third little pig heeded government advice and built his house from blast proof concrete.' mockup

'...but the third little pig heeded government advice and built his house from blast proof concrete.'

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"This is the only way Safety would approve the new swivel office chairs."

"This is the only way Safety would approve the new swivel office chairs." mockup

"This is the only way Safety would approve the new swivel office chairs."

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The Frankensteinlich Maneuver.

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Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy). mockup

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

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"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident." mockup

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

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"OSHA is going to hear about this!" mockup

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

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"Can we have a chat."

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Wash your hands

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'OK, now let's be careful out there.' mockup

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

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"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk." mockup

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

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"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?" mockup

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

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'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.' mockup

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

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On the brink.

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"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ." mockup

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

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'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.' mockup

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

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'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.' mockup

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

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Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed mockup

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

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'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.' mockup

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

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"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing." mockup

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

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'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...' mockup

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

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Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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Caution signs.

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Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign. mockup

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

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Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet! mockup

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

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Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Health and safety notice falling on builder. mockup

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

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"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment." mockup

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules. mockup

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

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"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I think I found a location for our vacation." mockup

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

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A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass." mockup

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

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'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.' mockup

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

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'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?' mockup

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

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'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.' mockup

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

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'Not without your helmet, you're not!' mockup

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

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'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

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Safety Nerd Gifts Collection

Safety Nerd Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for more safety-themed designs perfect for your safety nerd’s coffee breaks.

Safety Nerd Pillows

Browse pillows with fun safety graphics, adding humor and charm to their relaxing space.

Safety Nerd Prints

Take a look at our safety-themed prints to decorate their favorite space with witty, safety-centric artwork.

Safety Nerd T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for more clever, safety-inspired designs that suit any safety enthusiast’s wardrobe.