Industrial Safety Nerd Gifts

Looking for a gift for the industrial safety nerd? Discover humorous and clever items that showcase their passion for safety protocols and industrial themes with a fun, personal touch—perfect for sparking a smile or inspiring their workspace. These thoughtful selections are ideal for anyone obsessed with safety realism, tech, and technical details, wrapped in witty designs that ping the nerdy sense of humor.

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'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.' mockup

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

from $19.00

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.' mockup

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

from $19.00

Time Out For Teddy

from $19.00

"OSHA is going to hear about this!" mockup

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

from $19.00

'You forgot the product label.'

from $19.00

Speeding Forklift

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"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

from $19.00

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep. mockup

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

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'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.' mockup

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

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"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"There - now we're environmentally responsible." mockup

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

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'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.' mockup

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

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'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

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'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?' mockup

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

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'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.' mockup

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

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'I'd think twice before picking c-4.' mockup

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

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"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'." mockup

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

from $19.00

Work Accidents

from $19.00

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up. mockup

Man sees danger of death sign. Arrows from sign are locked up.

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'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.' mockup

'Can I see some ID?' - 'I'm your husband you dope.'

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Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!" mockup

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

from $19.00

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy). mockup

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

from $19.00

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.' mockup

'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'

from $19.00

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers... mockup

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

from $19.00

'Mind your head'

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Hell's first aid box...

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"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'." mockup

"Then we'll just mark it 'Do not shake before using'."

from $19.00

Caution: Wet Floor

from $19.00

Nuclear Power Station

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Jerry, incoming!

from $19.00

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises." mockup

"How 'harmless' is our industrial accident really, boss? I just see thousands of rats running off the company premises."

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Idiot Driver Sensor System.

from $19.00

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

Henry ignored his antihistamine's warning to avoid operating dangerous machinery while using it and loses his right foot to the vacuum cleaner.

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"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist." mockup

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

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"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident." mockup

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

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Industrial Safety Nerd Gifts Collection

Industrial Safety Nerd Mugs

Explore our quirky collection of mugs designed for safety nerds, perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily routine.

Industrial Safety Nerd Pillows

Discover fun and clever pillows that bring safety and industrial humor into their home décor with style and comfort.

Industrial Safety Nerd Prints

Find eye-catching prints that celebrate the safety nerd in your life—perfect for decorating their workspace or home with a humorous industrial vibe.

Industrial Safety Nerd T-Shirts

Check out our witty safety-themed t-shirts, crafted for industry enthusiasts who love a good joke about safety gear and protocols.