Workplace Safety Nerd Gifts

Speeding Forklift

Caution - Wet Floor.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Wear a helmet

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Labor Day '19

No Smoking.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

'Strap it on, Yomp! Here at Global - Acme and Jones, we play hardball!'