Workplace Safety Nerd Pillows

Speeding Forklift

Caution - Wet Floor.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Wear a helmet

Labor Day '19

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

No Smoking.

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

First Aid Box

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'