Workplace Safety Buff Pillows

'We have a new health plan.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We need a union!'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

No Smoking.

Wall Street...

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Labor Day '19

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

First Aid Box

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."