Occupational Safety Buff Pillows

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Wall Street...

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

A case of runaway forklift Doctor. Do we offer him any compensation?

Speeding Forklift

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

First Aid Box

Mash-Test Dummies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

Health and Safety Guidelines.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'One question before I take the job...is this a safe workplace?'

'It's an old work injury.'

'This ladder is rotten!'