Automotive Safety Buff Pillows

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

The Cone Ranger

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

Piano Airbag

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'

'With these new speed signs keeping traffic moving, we're not getting half the litigation work from accidents that we did before.'