Automotive Safety Buff Prints

Rash-Test Dummies

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Wall Street...

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Halloween health & safety.

Connected Intersections Challenge

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

'I'd think twice before picking c-4.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

The Cone Ranger

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

Piano Airbag

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

The best safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop car in it.

"Duck? No I ordered the beef."

Cow Air Bags.

Crash Test Dummy Denied Insurance.

My doctor advised me to start walking more.

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

'We had to install the safety net for insurance purposes.'