Automotive Buff Pillows

"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Route 666

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Smile

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Attention: Speed Troughs

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

A Cumulonim-bus