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"Will it take you long to fix it ?.I have to be home in twenty minutes."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Route 666

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Smile

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Car wash / Mouth wash

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Attention: Speed Troughs

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

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