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"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Auto-Pilot.

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Oar-tobahn.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

Internal Combustion.

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

"When one door closes, another one opens."

Death helps with a broken down Hearse

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'