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'I think you're following too close!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Happy Tots Day Care.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Attention: Speed Troughs

Auto-Pilot.

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Democracy for Hire

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

Oar-tobahn.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'