Big Vehicle Buff Mugs

'I think you're following too close!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Men's fragrances...

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Attention: Speed Troughs

Auto-Pilot.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'We've found the problem...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

A Cumulonim-bus

Oar-tobahn.

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car