Big Rig Buff Mugs

Narrow Load.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

'The buildings are merging.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Black Hole Exhibit

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."