Big Top Buff Mugs

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'The buildings are merging.'

Treading a fine lion.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Big Boy Foot

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

Planner at work.

Black Hole Exhibit

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).