Big Head Buff Mugs

The Ego

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Oh Hi!'

X-ray Psychology.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

I fart more than that!

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Of Mice and Men.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

French horn.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Treading a fine lion.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Our 4 Branches of Government

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Planner at work.