Big Head Buff Pillows

The Ego

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Oh Hi!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

X-ray Psychology.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Of Mice and Men.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

French horn.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Treading a fine lion.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Planner at work.

Black Hole Exhibit