Big Top Buff Gifts

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Treading a fine lion.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Big Boy Foot

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Planner at work.

Black Hole Exhibit

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).