Big Dog Buff Gifts

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Get on with it!

'Can I have flies with that'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Treading a fine lion.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Big Boy Foot

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Black Hole Exhibit

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

The Troposhere

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).