Big Dog Buff Gifts

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Get on with it!

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Treading a fine lion.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Big Boy Foot

Black Hole Exhibit

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).