Big Cat Buff Gifts

Treading a fine lion.

'Finding a good cave is hard these days: They all seem to be full of these ape-like creatures...'

"Hah! Call yourself a man-eater!"

'You missed a spot.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Litter Tray Training

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Of Mice and Men.

Get on with it!

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'