Big Cat Bruncher Gifts

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Litter Tray Training

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Safari.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Treading a fine lion.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Orange Bengal Tiger

Leopards do change their spots

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

Cats and Dogs.