Big Cat Crusader Gifts

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super pets.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

It's a Dog's life

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Orange Bengal Tiger

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Cats and Dogs.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

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"Why can't you use the bloody cat flap?"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8