Canine Crusader Gifts

Collecting for our canine friends...

It's a Dog's life

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Naughty Dog

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Dog Walkers Unite

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

''Man's best friend'? Yeah right! Is that a way to treat a friend?!'

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Crazy drivers, That guy nearly hit us,'

Dogs of the World Unite

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Call to ban American Bully XL

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Not again!"

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Super Cow

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."