Cattle Crusader Gifts

Super Cow

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Farmers' Warnings.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Save the Cacti.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Ocotillo

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Toad roadkill.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

Lost CatCat Found.

Johnny Cashpoint.

"According to IT, the security leak is coming from your workstation."

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dogs of the World Unite

Everything locally grown.

Bikes versus Cars

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."