Cereal Crusader Gifts

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A dog at the bakery.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Dogs and Cake

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

The vegan hunter

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

Super Cow

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

Farmer Problems