Corn Kernel Crusader Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the Corn Kernel Crusader? Our collection of creatively designed products captures the whimsical side of this love for popcorn and crispy corn snacks. Whether it's for a kitchen enthusiast or a snack lover with a sense of humor, these items add a bold and fun touch to any collection. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase your snack obsession in a hilarious, artistic way that's sure to bring smiles.

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"Oh no. Not the niblets."

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You're the puff in my pastry!

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'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Not that sort of body building program!' mockup

'Not that sort of body building program!'

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Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water. mockup

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

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A dog at the bakery.

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'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.' mockup

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

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"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

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Farmers' Warnings.

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!' mockup

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

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"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work." mockup

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

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Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter mockup

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

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Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.' mockup

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

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Dogs and Cake

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'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...' mockup

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

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The Rural Bidet...

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'Wanna look for corn on the internet?' mockup

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

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No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do. mockup

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

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'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.' mockup

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

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Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands. mockup

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

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Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine mockup

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

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"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies." mockup

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

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'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.' mockup

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

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"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work." mockup

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

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'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?' mockup

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

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"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!" mockup

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

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The vegan hunter

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Happy Eightieth Birthday

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"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples." mockup

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

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'The food inspector, Sir!'

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Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car. mockup

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

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A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn. mockup

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.' mockup

'I've had my cake and eaten it, too - Now I want the cake of others.'

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'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.' mockup

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

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Corn Kernel Crusader Gifts Collection

Corn Kernel Crusader Mugs

Explore our collection of Corn Kernel Crusader mugs and find the perfect funny, foodie-inspired gift for snack lovers.

Corn Kernel Crusader Pillows

Check out our Corn Kernel Crusader pillows for a playful touch to your home or gift for snack enthusiasts.

Corn Kernel Crusader Prints

Browse our vibrant Corn Kernel Crusader prints to add a fun, creative flair to any space, perfect for snack fans and humor lovers alike.

Corn Kernel Crusader T-Shirts

Discover our range of Corn Kernel Crusader t-shirts for a humorous and stylish way to celebrate your snack obsession.