Cold Brew Crusader Gifts

Warm Beer Store: Going Out of Business Sale.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Farmers' Warnings.

It's a Dog's life

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Super Cow

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Bloomin' ants!

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Air conditioner.

Germ warfare.

Dogs of the World Unite

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

I've checked the spreadsheet, minion. How do you explain yourself? What'd I do, boss? Since you started working here 13 years ago, average rainfall in the township has plummeted by 15%. We're now in a drought. That's led to coffee and cocoa purchases also plummeting by an average of 15%. I'm going to have to give you a 15% pay cut to compensate for your deleterious effect on the local climate. Very bad man.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Cloud-Based Security.

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

'It's been an awful day, we lost a three million pound contract and the coffee machine broke down!'