Click Crusader Gifts

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Welcome Ghost.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Toastquest!

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Security is lax on this side."

"When is it my turn?"

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"