'She thinks women should be allowed in combat.'
Combat Crusader Gifts
Celebrate the fearless spirit of your combat crusader with our playful and inspiring collection. From mugs to wall art, find humorous and motivational items that honor their adventurous and courageous nature. Perfect for those who are always ready to face challenges head-on and appreciate a good laugh along the way.
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
'No, no....You have it all wrong!'
Oil shock.
"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"
Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.
Toastquest!
'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'
'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'
Poor man and rich man
"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."
"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"
Hourglass earth - time running out
Net Zero Superstitions
'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'
"Quit moving"
'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'
Climate Change Denier's Playbook
'We lost funding.'
Carbon capture and storage
'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'
'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'
"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."
"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."
Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!
'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'
'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'
Save the Cacti.
A Blanksy
Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.
Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.
"Not again!"
Ocotillo
Combat Crusader Gifts Collection
Combat Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that salute combat crusaders with humor and heroism. Perfect for anyone who faces challenges with a brave smile.
Combat Crusader Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate the fearless combat crusader. Comfortable, decorative, and full of character, they add a bold touch to any space.
Combat Crusader Prints
Browse our wall art that honors the valor of combat crusaders. Inspiring images, witty slogans, and striking designs await to motivate your loved ones.
Combat Crusader T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts designed for combat crusaders—bold, witty, and inspiring. They’re perfect for expressing their adventurous spirit in everyday style.