Commuter Crusader Gifts

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Oil shock.

One solution for better roads...

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Super pets.

Packed like sardines

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Commutobile

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Do not think outside the box!

Business Duck

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."