Commuter Warrior Gifts

'Oh great, now I'm carsick again... Man, did I ever get into the exact wrong line of work.'

Standing Passengers

Stout man on a crowded bus

Public transport

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Covid Travel Restrictions

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'