Commute Combatant Gifts

"I take public transportation to work. That way I get at least one angry confrontation under my belt before I even get to the office."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

Sloth traffic jam.

Heavy Traffic.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The bus home.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

Under the car park.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Thoughts in Traffic

Cuba public and private transport

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"