Commute Challenger Gifts

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Monday morning is nigh.

Sloth traffic jam.

"Dad's home."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

Traffic Everywhere

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

Under the car park.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

The Off-Roading Commuter

Lifelong friends

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Bumps in the road.

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."

Ask me about road rage.

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'