Commute Conquerors Gifts

'Oh bugger! I completely forgot that it's school run time!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Monday morning is nigh.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Heavy Traffic.

"Dad's home."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Traffic Everywhere

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

Under the car park.

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

The Off-Roading Commuter

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.