Commute Conquerors Gifts

'Oh bugger! I completely forgot that it's school run time!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Monday morning is nigh.

Heavy Traffic.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

Traffic Everywhere

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

The Off-Roading Commuter

Under the car park.

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."