Commute Crusaders Gifts

'Excuse me, would you mind taking your teleconference to another compartment?'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Commutobile

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Oil shock.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Monday morning is nigh.

Sloth traffic jam.

Heavy Traffic.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

Under the car park.

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

The Off-Roading Commuter

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."