Compensation Crusaders Gifts

Protestors

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Oil shock.

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"How's this? 'Employee grants to Company, throughout the universe, the omniverse, including all fictional universes of parallel universes yet to be discovered...'"

Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Under the car park.

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

Folding Bike.

"Refugees? I don't see any refugees. I just wonder why I can still stand...the Mediterranean sea is six meters deep here..."

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

Snell & Dunberg: Attorneys at Law - Thank You Litigious Society

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

'OK Ms Jones, you're hired...Not!'

Rail Replacement Service

Commuters Support Group

Oil Output Reduced

"Then it's agreed -- we let the Russians handle our ad campaign."