Compassion Crusaders Gifts

William Booth

"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"Refugees? I don't see any refugees. I just wonder why I can still stand...the Mediterranean sea is six meters deep here..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Racial Profiling

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Please Give

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

The Good Samaritan.

Honey badger do care.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."