Compassion Crusaders Gifts

"Sorry, Roy, I don't think any man can help."

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"Refugees? I don't see any refugees. I just wonder why I can still stand...the Mediterranean sea is six meters deep here..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Please Give

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

The Good Samaritan.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Honey badger do care.

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"Tough group."