Calmness Crusaders Gifts

'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Relaxation Technique

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Is something bothering you?"

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

I got woken by my neighbour's fire alarm last night. - 'I went to dial 999 but I hit the 'hash' key by accident.' - 'I got put through to the Jamaican Embassy...' - 'They just said, 'Take it easy, Peel. Everything is gonna be alright.'' -

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Anger Management Class.

"I want you to find your centre."

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