Calmness Explorers Gifts

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Is something bothering you?"

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

The Zen of Regulation

Consternation/Control