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Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"No, there's nothing wrong at my job. That's what's got me worried."

"Is something bothering you?"

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"Lots of people talk to themselves..."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

Consternation/Control

The Zen of Regulation