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'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

Sea of Tranquillity

"Hurry! She's calmatose."

"I want you to find your centre."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Relax.

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Consternation/Control

The Zen of Regulation

'I'm shaking a bit!'

Anger Management Class.