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'Nicholson is stressed out from teaching stress management classes!'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

When mediation failed, they tried meditation.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Sea of Tranquillity

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Free Little Library

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

The Zen of Regulation

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)