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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

The Zen of Regulation

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

A world full of noise!

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'