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Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Pina Coladas

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

"It's a franchise."

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

Ponies for Sale

"I want you to find your centre."

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.